A tiger versus a medieval hunchback.

One’s a jungle-dwelling death machine. The other’s got dad strength, trauma, and a bell tower’s worth of emotional damage. Logic says Rajah wins. But if you’ve seen the internet? Logic left the chat.

Whether you're Team Tiger or Team Trauma Grip, this shirt captures the most unhinged “who would win” fight nobody asked for—but everybody’s arguing about.

Wear it. Pick a side. Ring the bell.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) 
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!